not in distress. maybe.

theoptia:

Simone de Beauvoir, from Diary of a Philosophy Student: Volume 2, 1928-9; Monday, November 5

Text ID: —I have so much love in me that I would like to cry;

thoughtkick:

“I still catch myself feeling sad about things that don’t matter anymore.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

mycatsaidwhat:

-it’s a sign from tik tok. or god. 

-“it’s 5 o’clock somewhere” stop making excuses and day drink like an adult 

-what if we kissed under the “tax this dick” flag… 

-gonna use my Penn State wrestling meet towel as a cum rag

-post-sex Sunny D actually fucking slaps, like I’ll drink that shit like a baby calf on a teat 

-*clocks in for work* *immediately throws up into the garbage can right by the register*

*manager, also hungover, wearing dark sunglasses and a hood* yeah 

-I’m taking five stem classes, be gentle with me 

-i’m confused, do tits not count as a fake ID anymore?

-all the freshman walking to the bars reminds me of the Mii plaza

-*glaring at rival school* look at this school and tell me there’s a god 

-he was making LinkedIn profiles and scary things like that 

-something about potato salad just scratches an itch in my soul

-why do I lie so much 

-tonight’s anxiety: I will never be loved 

-I keep forgetting RA’s are actual students. Saw mine passed out in a bush last night 

-if y’all showed up to lectures the same way you showed up to the bars on Tuesday nights, we’d be an Ivy League 

-some kid was wearing a UC shirt at target today so I told him Santa wasn’t real 

-the university is freaking out about the omicron variant, but how is it gonna get in without two factor duo mobile authentication?

-nothing more humbling than failing an open note quiz 

-I just got door dash, I’m not even drunk I’m just fat 

-why does everyone do coke now 

-how do you know i’m a business major? Is it because I’m a straight white man? Because that’s low key kinda rude–

You looked around the room when you introduced yourself. 

Oh. Right.

-vodka pasta but it’s mostly vodka